you are a dick.

God damn it, people! She is going to die and she KNOWS IT. Is there anything more heartbreaking or terrifying?! Anyone who judges her in anyway at all is a horrible, apathetic jerk-face.

You bite your tongue, kind sir.

DEAR GOD- there MUST be a clearer recording than that!!!

Yes. I will do as Rihanna says.

She is so amazing and talented. Loved it!

Man, that was embarrassing. And I'm a fan.

Iggy was totally lipsyncing, right? I have heard her perform live many times and that was some serious Ashlee Simpson caliber fakery. So disappointed.

Shit like this happens to me. It's like real life and being awake, but I feel something in the room. When I wake up my heart is racing and I'm disoriented. It is terrifying.

Umm, yeah. Thank god your boss hopped in. Damn. That is the definition of serendipitous. I would have been prepared to gouge out some eyeballs.

Well, now that was damn delightful. Loved everything about it. Sooooo much than the original.

The trailer was soooooo boring. Dakota Johnson is horribly miscast and doesn't even pretend to give a fuck.

Exactly.

What if it were two homeless people? Or someone not "famous"? It's an assault to your right to go about your business without seeing two strangers fucking on public property. I am not a prude, but that would make me barf and fuck up my day.

Huh?

Wrong. Having sex in broad daylight with the door open is lewd. It is literally the definition of a lewd act. I would be horrified and totally grossed out to the max. And I'm as chill as the next person.

Damn, girl be looking busted.

Male strippers...so boring.

Rage-induced blood-pressure spikes are part of my DNA.

Whoa, whoa and whoa. What in the wide world of fuck did I just watch?