NICKI MINAJ HAS A VERY SHORT WIG NOW.

Super Lana Del Rey-y.

This was nothing short of fascinating to watch. It's a super power. If I could have any talent in the world- it would be this. Especially knowing fluent Chinese and Arabic? Damn.

You are awesome, as it were.

My three year old LOVES hers.

My 3 year old LOVES hers.

Why? Why can't I watch this on my mobile device? Life is unfair.

P.S. This article is perfection.

I don't care what anyone thinks- that video was AMAZING. Damn. It's like all my dreams and fantasies came to life on my iPhone.

Huh? It was the ONLY paper magazine I have purchased in 5-6 years. Her dress was hideous, but I wanted it all!

I LOVE THIS KID! You will be awesome today and forever!

Whoa- that was completely more fucked up than I even imagined. Fuck that guy- he knocked her out cold. Inexcusable. Period.

That third dude was whipping his thang around like a ninja. Hot damn! That was gold. Pure GOLD.

You just gave me the most hardcore of flashbacks. I had deleted them from my brain and now they are BACK!

I can't watch the video, but I want to choke and kick this asshole. What a total and utter piece of shit. That poor, sweet dog.

Dear GOD- he looks phenomenal.

This inexplicably bums me out, man.

I thought that was a clever joke...that can not be a serious question. No fucking way.

keep the McNulty GIF parade coming! God, I love him.

Wow, Dianna Agron is such a beauty and the look on her face as he leaves was truly heartbreaking. Not a fan of Glee, but she got me good here.