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And he hit Geno Smith after he catfished the Jets into thinking he was an actual QB

I would save the deepest emotional level of pain and humiliation to the girl he violently assaulted, not sure him being left out of a picture equal it.

According to the article, there was a warning after Donalson was hit in the first. Later he was brushed in the third. And he was brushed in the seventh, the same inning Tulo was hit. So...That’s three HBP or high-and-tights AFTER the warning....soooooo FAIL.

Please, I really don’t need to see any more footage of the USA-Jamaica game.

“I LOVED that Dale Thayer dude in Brian’s Thong!”

—Mike Tyson

Each time the phrase “Survey says!” was uttered, the Gronks kept mishearing it as “Cervezas!” and Yo Soy Fiesta took over.

You can tell this lawyer is a stand-up guy. He says his client makes no excuses, and then he doesn’t thereafter discuss anything that could be considered an excuse, such as the victim striking first, or the victim using a racial slur, or the incident occurring in a bar.

“Sorry judge, in the case of the State vs. Donovan McNabb, we the jury are deadlocked”

and as we continue on with the situation, then we’ll let it handle as it will handle itself.

I guess Blackhawk fans will be...

*Looks at Poulter’s picture*

And what if that running back had been at the center of the biggest scandals to strike the NFL in years

It’s completely baffling that no one wants to workout an aging RB on the downside of his career who brings a PR nightmare in his pocket. This is a complete mystery. Luckily DeMaurice Smith, being familiar with occam’s razor, found the simplest solution: a giant conspiracy.

mathematically you are correct in your analysis.

Well someone had to add a spark to your timeline

Good thing there is no way Floyd will ever find out what his son said about him.