Hasn’t Deadspin been ripping ESPN all week for their in-depth coverage of an all-around disgusting person and serial woman beater?? And here in a god-knows-how-many-words profile we get nothing! GO JOURNALISM!

Not one girlfriend has beat him yet.

Why did this article happen? Is this like when cops pull people over at the end of the month so they can meet their quotas?

Ha! Women drivers! AMIRITE!11!1!

“Who’s Bill and who gives a shit if he’s anti-gay? If anyone is going to keep Arizona from the Super Bowl, it’ll be me.”

Figures Rice couldn't manage more than 3 yards on this carry