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Who’s cutting onions in the office? Damn these allergies!

TMZ reports Thursday that Taylor Swift and her ex-fake boyfriend Adam “Calvin Harris” Wiles “are friends again.” Sources say they began texting after Swift decided not to renew her contract with Tom Hiddleston, and that the two former collaborators have officially “put an end to their drama.”

I hope Calvin and Taylor get back together. I think they are made for each other. They’re both some petty ass bitches. And he was the only boyfriend to go off script, and she needs that.

I hope Kim fucking destroys this sex offender.

Only the defensive types said they expected it. God forbid they’re ever caught vulnerable in their lives.

If we’re going to do games.... Red Dead Redemption made me cry.

This one gets me every. single. time.

You do not get to gloss over “Jurassic Bark” without the mandatory screen capture:

Scrubs as well.

Someone much younger, most likely.

My wife told me about this comment and I just wanted to pop in and say that it’s great.

Jennifer Aniston is half Greek. (Look for pictures of her with her original nose.) Being half Greek myself, I am well aware of the astonishing durability of grudges in that particular culture. (I believe this to be a common feature of Mediterranean and Middle Eastern cultures, but Greeks really elevate it to an art

I have a feeling the first thing Jennifer Aniston thought when she heard the news that Brad and Angelina had split up was “oh for fuck’s sake, now everyone’s going to badger me for a comment”.

If Brad Pitt wants the public to ignore his divorce he should have Terrence Malick direct it.

“There’s an endless appetite for trash, apparently, though everyone would say that they don’t have that appetite,”

Shit I’m just happy being able to look at Justin Thoreaux so I’m sure she’s fine

Maybe Kylie now believes she actually is Blac Chyna? I mean, she’s being trying to morph into her for years.

To be fair, Jenny McCarthy is also gross.

#NotAllMetaphors

Kate’s outfit is divine. She looks absolutely gorgeous.