i am currently chugging a gatorade at my desk and sobbing at this lol help

MEGHAN TRAINOR IS THE ZODIAC KILLER??!?!

is it just me or does meghan trainor looks like ted cruz

I think I get why his girlfriend is a teenager.

She’s the horrid combination of “humanism” and organic, crunchy, broth trend following flower child.

The major problem with this series is the author had no idea where she was going with it until she wrote the third book. I was so disappointed in the last book and its unbelievably stupid “genetics” that I actually read some interviews with her in which she admitted that. She tried to come up with something to pull…

I feel so weird when the NFL does something right for a change.

They call women the weaker sex, but honestly, what is that based on? Women can multitask and keep their shit together during tough times. When a man panics he’s useless. Completely useless.

One guy I used to know (who was a former roommate) started dating a girl who was 18... legal age is 19 here and he was....I want to say we were around 30? Maybe late 20s at the time

I hate all of these people you’ve been dating.

someone find me one example of henry cavil not being deeply, DEEPLY boring—either on screen or off—and then i will forever stop questioning why he is famousish

One that gets paid even if he/she loses.

Odd and Misshapen!? Where? This man is fine!

Um, really? You’d think that drug addicts would be happy as long as they just had social tolerance and access to their drugs? If that’s the case, why in God’s name should anyone frown on drug addiction?

Unusual or offbeat people are always going to catch shit from people who think, for one reason or another, that mocking others makes them look good. If the testimony from the locals is true it sounds like it’s rolling right off their collective back. Keep on saving the birds, ladies, it’s a fine mission, and one that…

I still love him, even if he knows dick about cat dick.

Will people ever move past this? He did something horrible, was tried for it and sentenced, he apologised, was shunned and made a comeback. No one died because of what he did. He doesn’t deny what he did nor is he making excuses for himself. I don’t know what more people want.

Mine, too. I’m still saddened. He didn’t fucking say anything. I mean he gave her a nice hand shake but why didn’t he speak the fuck up? They are supposedly very close, sooooo, what happened after she left? What was said? Probably nothing great, tbh.

You just wrote their lawyer’s defense statement in full.

#HappyInternationalWomensDay