Madison,

Your interpretation is kinder than mine. I assume that when someone asks this question they have no interest in the answer. They’ve already gotten enough white ally cultural cool points from having “started the conversation” even if they don’t do anything beyond that, which they won’t.

Am I the only one that noticed the irony of this clown’s first name being “Toby”?

Nearly everyone’s grey on here until they sort out who isn’t here for race-baiting and trolling. I can wait.

I agree with you except.. The lower torso area is so photoshopped to hell that it looks extra creepy. Well, to me anyway. I can't quite explain it. Like her crotch just stopped or got cut off or something. Like she is going to remove the bottoms and we are all going to discover she has a crotch like a Barbie.

Typically I just yell "Last one to finish does the dishes" and make it a race.

I have it on good authority from a source that the reason he didn't fly to New England is because at the airport, every time the TSA agent tried to pat him down he fell down to the ground backwards.

Because, by his own admission, he shot someone when he could not have reasonably been in fear for his life. He was in a car, with the door closed, and his gun on his right side. Even if Brown came over and punched him, as he claims, that does not justify the escalation to deadly force.

Where did that dislocated eye socket run off to?

It's like George Zimmerman all over again. That's the injury? Fuck me.

"A FAN"

John Oliver proved himself to be popular and well-liked by an American audience before he got his own show, but nice try.

That's exactly what you just did.

I WANT THE BABY OTTER, DAMN IT!!!!!

I wonder if someone in the police department or connected to it was frustrated by the total lack of action, considering they've had the tape for TWO YEARS, and so leaked it to get some pressure going.

watery cow eyes! dead give away! yes! he always looked so strung out or preoccupied in a bad way.

13 year old me got a deep pleasure out of hate-watching it. It was on ABCFamily 3p-4p and I got out of school at 3:30. I would literally rush home so I could catch the last twenty minutes of the episode and just sit there reflecting on everything I haaaaaated about the show. Obviously I was a totally normal and super…

I feel as though you made that up. But it's wonderful so I am going to advance it as a fact to everyone I talk to from now on. When questioned, I am going to blame you, hope that's okay.

In my case, it is chicken. As soon as the special kitty smells chicken, he barrels into the kitchen and howls until I relent. Ham gets an offended sniff and a good look at the brown eye.

Study: my mental riding log book. Source: My ass hole.