I'm all for married dads.

I read that Washington Post headline, and all I could say was, "Damn." No other response was possible, just a single damn followed by stunned silence.

I just....no words. Only Jack.

The problem that I have with these self defence/anti-rape products is that they work on the premise that your rapist is going to be a stranger in a dark alleyway, when the vast majority of the time its a friend or member of the family. It's a sad reality that we need to be conscious of our safety when out in public,…

Despite not being in any sort of physical danger, Zimmerman still plans to shoot DMX.

Fairly sure you don't know what you're talking about, since Mia found out about the affair when Soon Yi was 19. Fairly sure you're being disgustingly disingenuous when you characterize Woody Allen and Soon Yi as "an older person dates a younger." Fairly sure you're gross.

I do not find Mia Farrow's graphic illustration of the destruction of their family due to Woody Allen cheating on her with her teenage daughter to be as shocking as the actual destruction of their family due to Woody Allen cheating on her with her teenage daughter.

I wonder if she would even notice the Flaming Hot Cheetos dust coursing through my veins. Or my notoriously high gummi candy levels. Can you see my health, Kang? Can you?

Mike's Hard Lemonade, unofficial beverage of "To catch a Predator"