Lennay Kekua
I think you should let the bully have his fun, then hope he moves on to weaker prey.
And to think there were some who speculated that Ford would never run again.
On the plus side, the sentence doesn't have a period.
Exit Through The Shop Class
To be fair, the stick attack was a last resort after the Gulls didn't fall for the Alka-Seltzer wrapped in bread trick.
But they still won, right?
"That's great, but will it set up in the oven in 20 minutes?" - every Chopped dessert round contestant ever
Real men will find this incredibly hurtful due to the absence of a "no offense" qualifier.
But you can infer "dumbfuck" without any words at all.
To complement the theme, all penalties will be served in the John Wilkes Penalty Booth, Presented by Ford.
Just to be clear, you are a person who willingly listens to Adam Carolla. Seeks him out, no less, and you are relaying the opinion of a tech guy on a podcast about the athletes at a school Martin attended, but before he attended.
*Lochte reads Deadspin headline*
Ryan Lochte messed up his knee due to one fan's excessive adoration. This is the opposite of "Jeah!"
If you're over 30 and you still go by Richie, you might be an obese racist.
When told the game tape was ambiguous, Belichick said: "Fine, if that's all you have to go on. But I've seen the practice tape, the sideline close-ups, and their halftime locker-room tape. Trust me, the Jets were doing this intentionally."
A slightly more accurate map:
Go Gunners! Just saying...