Bad luck gets us all at some point.

Oh, I see this is your first visit to a comments section on a racially charged piece of news from the deep South. Welcome.

(In my best Russo voice) Well you know, Michael, technically you can watch football all day and be waiting for Sunday night. There's no rule that says you can only be doing one or the other. Let's go to Bill in Queens. Hello Billy... you're on The Fan.

"That's the dumbest song ever created." - Francesa

The suspect must have been a Texans fan, because at this point I don't know why else you'd pick Vi.

I'd probably quit too if, on my first day, the fans stormed the press conference shouting Bulgarities at me.

I guess those tickets were pretty easy to come by, but how did he get Michael J. Fox to film this magical moment?

Casey Jones approves.

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Will look forward to Lee Cattermole reprising the role of Jeremy Roenick.

I love the associates degree nursing school program dropout lady who comes and puts the towel on that guys head.

So, I guess that lady's pregnant?

The best part is, now she doesn't have to go to Detroit

So, the Canadian helped Anderson get laid? She's not catfishing, she's pimpin'.

I think he was purposefully being condescending to the game of soccer. Lighten up, kids.

There were also 162 complaints that MTV doesn't show music videos anymore and 58 pissed that they got rid of Tabitha Soren.

I am sort of taken aback that this many people sit around the television as a family and watch MTV. What exactly were they expecting?

Joe Theismann recommends Super Beta prostate.