Whether Sullivan could have caught him or not is really irrevelvant, he was the closest defender and was pursuing the runner, he was in the play. Players don't have time to find a players jersey number, recall their 40 time at the combine and make a decision whether they might be able to make a tackle or not.

Tomlinson, who wore "1D" as his shirt number, dusted himself off, but limped off the field and vomited when he reached the sidelines.

You know who else wants to know? Cubans.

If Volkan had gone into the stands and grabbed those fans, they would have regretted their actions. That guy has a death grip!

That is the most well-deserved and nonchalant punching I've ever seen.

"See, the gang bangers hold their pistols to the side like this. Because think it looks cool. And that is BULLSHIT. BULLSHIT! Hold it straight up, kid. And aim for the HEAD! Why are you crying? Huh? Pussy."

Hope for the Champions League's sake that Webó-ing never takes off.

Next she'll change it to SharaPOVa for her upcoming role in Vivid Entertainment's "Love Serving Thirty".

I went to High School with Darren Young, a.k.a. Freddie Rosser, couldn't be prouder of him. We were on the wrestling team together, and he was an amazingly talented guy. Didn't know Freddie was gay in High School, but it wouldn't have mattered then either, he's a great dude!!!

I think they have a deal with the national soccer program.
I love sports too, but holy shit - I feel like a Guantanamo detainee.
Except they get force-fed delicious paste.

[sends JJJJJDDDD back in time]

I'd say that last tweet was pure gold, but I'd hate to remind her of such a sore subject.

Oh sorry, the judges are counting it wrong because you misspelled "motherfuckers"

Sure, the spelling error was a heartbreaking moment, but "the Second Amendment"?

In all seriousness: is it just me, or is he dealing with this in about the best way possible? No "sorry if I offended anyone," or any other equivocations like that.

"Double Penetration delivers 4 minutes of ball-cupping, soaking wet, all-guy action with the rim-rocking finishes you've cum to expect."