I can't get the video to work, and I don't know these guys by their names. Will someone tell me what color they are so I can form my opinion?

Headline: Bald Eagle Pummels Canadian Goose After All

I’m so tired of people getting these lenient plea deals for heinous crimes. Especially when there is a mountain of evidence against them. First Subway Jared gets weed carrying time for raping kids and bankrolling child porn. Now this. Throw these scumbags in Guantanamo and lose the paperwork.

I always hear goobers saying “the casinos will buy up tickets and give them to patrons”. Not a chance, the Casinos don’t want you to ever leave the Casino building, which is why they build them as huge interconnected structures.

I’ll never understand why they feel the need to put a team in Vegas. The city is full of transplants. It’s like putting another team in Florida or Arizona, no one is going to show up to root for the home team. There’s no reason to rush it, wait on Seattle to be ready.

Phil Simms would like a word with you. Also, when did Chris Berman die?

It was clear all along. A 9/11 survivor would never agree to represent a place that claims to traffic fiery wings.

So Rocky>Rocky II>Rocky Balboa>Rocky III>Rocky IV>That which does not exist is your ranking? I’m OK with that.

Seriously. Fuck Tommy Gunn.

Kid held the glove up for an extra second to ensure his father knew what a pussy he is.

Its certainly a better scoring line than their tired, old worn-out go to: “I’m not a photographer, but I can picture you and me together.”

“Clothing with names is the #1 thing that leads to kidnapping”

That was the face of a scared kid who wants Mom and Dad to stop fighting.

Sorry, they didnt have a meme for the Elements of Style

Not sure why she invited Seth Rogen over to begin with.

"Good white people" demonstrate the qualities that all good people demonstrate: kindness, empathy, compassion, thoughtfulness, unconditional love. These are the values I try to instill in my students; that parents try to instill in their children.

Horton Fears He's Through

Barry, a Canadian youth easily scoring a hockey goal is as common as an American youth masturbating in the back seat of a taxicab. It's nothing special.

A friend I trust sent this fat dog to me.

I WATCHED UNTIL THE END AND TOTALLY DID NOT EXPECT THE UNC SOFTBALL ALUMNI TO BE THERE!