"Mission Control says 'Go with throttle up.' I begin to chuckle at the NASA's obvious euphemism when HOLY SHIT ROCKET WENT ASPLODE!"

Based on my experience with another dude in a small underground chamber in the mid-90's, I feel confident saying things will go smoothly as long as they have plenty of video games and marijuana, a decent music selection and audio system, and until someone gets a girlfriend.

I used to be in love with the Delorean. Absolutely, had to have one in my lifetime, in love. Over the last ten years or so, that love has waned. It has since been replaced with the Buick Grand National. The color. The look. The turbo. The immense power. For a Nascar loving New Englander that feels he belongs in the…

No, what's funny is that I know exactly what I'm talking about. If it ain't Deadmau5 who I saw almost every day while residing at a residence with my girlfriend of last summer, on Balmuto St, with a 458 Spider, tall scraggly limbs, scrawny torso, dark hair, and a severe case of being a complete hermit, then it was…

This is officially the most entertaining comment chain on Jalopnik right now.

Hey so....yeah...about that....

If not the car, then I can at least tell you where to find a 6 foot tall, slim, loner Asian girl with 38DD natural boobs and a penchant for being a spoiled brat.

Or if you want to get pussy.

I'm in Toronto if anyone wants me to go check out the car.

That's not a need to pee sprint. That's a bomb waiting to explode in your pants sprint.

Ogier at Rally Sweden. 41 Meters, or 134 feet.

I call shenanigans on $kay not getting number 1. I won't look into timing of suggestions or anything like that but it is absolute BLASPHEMY that her name wasn't automatically entered after "Ford GT."

You have to admit they really hit the reliability mark with their second sports car.

I live just outside of DC, my first reaction to the $360,000 median sales price was that it is either A) an old 600 sf condo in a nice part of the city, B) a decent-sized place in a very bad neighborhood, or C) an hour+ outside of the city (and still a townhouse).

Sell off some bits and pieces to get it below the $500-mark and race it at LeMons. I bet the judges would even turn a blind eye if it stays slightly above that level....just to have a Phantom racing at LeMons.

So they have a republican sticker on a prius.... Whats going on here

Starting to be a problem in DC. These guys are everywhere.

tesla owners always talking about how they got 10k back from the feds and state im like bitch i paid for that you rich pos.