Right in the wallet!

I'm no Freud but, if you see a penis in that, you must see a penis in just about everything.

...He wasn't the brightest bulb in the hallway, was he?

I think the question we're all asking is how on earth someone would want to pass up on you to make you their ex?

Yippee! My #1 on I-40 won me #2..................or something like that.

I'm smoking weed with my buddy in my Z32 (Keep in mind, this is Canada I live in, where Marijuana laws are quite lax). T-Tops open. Late night. We're at the top of a cliff overlooking Ottawa... Just a gorgeous setup. We have some Miles Davis Quintet playing on the radio, and we're just passing the J back and forth,…

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Oooh ooh ooh I've got one. Not entirely my experience, it was my dad's as well.

oh she was rather pissed...i thought she'd club me with those maglite things.

Pro Tip: Stop putting those ugly ass wheels on cars. Please, please stop.

Does the Dodge Dart Gift idea count? I thought that was a really dumb idea.

Same way the Ruf isn't a Porsche.

BUT IT CAN STILL TORN YOU TO TINY PIECES.

"Oh, s**t!" bar.

True, but I don't need to pay for a ticket to watch the game on TV.

Here's the thing with the Citi Field Shake Shack (other than the apparent potential to lose a few pounds in an even less fun way): If you're going to go and you care at all about the game, you usually can't get there any later than 20-30 minutes before the game starts. Otherwise the line means that you'll miss at…

Renault, we know your name is forever doomed in the US marketplace, but can we have this car as a Nissan please?

Not all horses can fly First Class.