No, you’re not the only one noticing the pre-existing wang in those shorts.

It's even better with color!

For me, at least, the lack of notifications definitely helps.

PA - Pierogies, Cheesesteaks, and Yuengling

Maryland crabs are pretty well known, sorry I can't share any great secret. We have gone to restaurants outside of Maryland and ordered crabcakes, and several times we have gotten "Are you from Maryland? Oh, you are? Order something else then, our crabcakes won't compare to yours."

Well, yeah that's going to happen if you, like, run into things.

The same kind who thinks you'll pay almost thirty grand for it

What kind of lunatic swaps a V8 into a Miata and mates it to an AUTOMATIC?!

Dear Toyota,

Load up my iPod with good music and fire up the radar/laser detector.

I drive a VW so if it's going to break it'll likely be something I'd never expect to go bang anyway, so a major check wouldn't help much. Last time it was the clutch pressure plate while I was merging. Next time who knows?

I fucking hate people who drive around with high beams, or think that putting HIDs on their SUV somehow makes them cool. That little switch saves my eyes from these douche bags constantly.

This thing right here! My car rides low and it saves me a lot at night.

So you are telling me that removing ABS will turn me into a Formula D driver capable of powersliding in a straight line?

Sweet!

Yeah, yeah, I know it can't happen.

I changed my mind!

Fuck that. Where's crispy M&Ms??

only if we get to have a demolition derby with them later on.

I think the army can help here..

41 Mustang V6s.

Why doesn't Lifehacker/io9/Jezebel/Gawker/etc have a dating service? I would rather meet many of the commenters here than the people I meet on dating sites.