I was wondering why this story sounded very familiar. It’s just because I read every single thing Drew publishes. 

This was Fergie during the pre-game rehearsal.

Meh. Not so amazing if you knew Billy.

I mean, Panama’s entire existence is predicated on letting things through.

so this is a $180m 30 year bond offering

Can’t wait to hear the punishment from Roger G’dell

“I Call On All Civilized Nations To Join Us In Seeking To End This Infinitely Scrolling Blog Disaster”

Really? What’s the oblong thing in the picture then?

Additionally, it’s a completely different experience to catch the ball yourself vs. have someone hand it to you.

(btw, I went to a game last summer on my 30th birthday and as I was trying to get an autograph, I somehow became self-aware, felt really weird and no longer sought any more autographs or foul balls)

One thing I love about this dude from reading about him the last several days, is how he claims he’s doing a public service by giving away the balls he catches, when in actuality every single ball would end up with other fans if he just left it alone.

Ok, I’m an idiot. I don’t get it.

T-ball stand, also known as a tee.

I think that we all deserve an apology for that comment.

Wonderful Kinja.

This is unacceptable by Carolina. Trash-talk is fine, but once the baseball bats are introduced it becomes a blatant act of WAR.

I have a Fantastic Thanksgiving story:

My mother had gone through chemo and was in no shape to do the traditional Thanksgiving dinner. No problem, I’ll take care of it, I told her. My wife made her deadly slow-cooked green beans in the crock pot, I made mashed potatoes and baked rolls, and I buttermilk-brined a turkey that came out so incredible juicy and…

Do they run the bases clockwise?

“We will get you out 75% of the time if you’re GOOD. We will jump and scream on the mound and stomp back to the dugout if we ring you up in a key situation, or whenever we want, really. But, if you are happy about one of the best moments of your life, we will throw a ball at potentially fatal speeds at your head,…

This was a joke that took an entire week to tell even though everyone knew the punchline within five minutes.