No, I mean the polo shirt he wore on Chopped.

True dat. Hard to maintain a terrorist network when only one guy gets to do all the shooting.

Did anyone ever tinker there’d evers be a chance something this stupid could happen in baseball?

Meet the Mets!

Independiente’s rivals, Racing, made a parody video.

They thought Yordano Ventura was pitching tonight.

Please explain further.

All of this could have been avoided had his caddie suggested a different club.

It's already been said, but it should be repeated - there is a very real chance that player is underage. Publish all the adult dickpics you want, but for your own sake, you really should take this down. No joke, you could get in a lot of trouble.

Six of the guys on the team are eighteen or younger. Maybe not the picture to write an article on?

Seriously, look how fucking dumb this thing is:

Yup.

I came here to make a joke on the word "throw" (as in "afghan", ha ha! so clever!). Just for fun, I looked up the word "throw" in Google to see if I'd missed any other synonyms for it. Below is what I found:

I'm a Cardinals fan and I wouldn't be caught dead in that shirt. Mostly because I'm white.

I was watching a #Castle marathon... why would you mess with my .@NathanFillion binge, TNT? Why? Oh the humanity...

Psalms 3:16 is where baseball's unwritten rules can be found.

Look at the lady in the black shirt in the row below them looking back at them. Her reaction says it all.

I believe the correct spelling is now "A22-Eating Gossip."

I'm surprised the credit card companies didn't reject the purchases as fraud.

It's .3 % , not .03% . Who's the asshole now?