I firmly believe that if the Cubs win the World Series, the city of Chicago will be absolutely destroyed. Everything will be smashed and burned. Everything.

Police were able to rule out Pastor Maldonado as no cars were found wrecked near the scene.

I hate myself for understanding this.

Somebody owes you a Swift kick in the ass for that one.

Hey Band-aids don’t fix divot holes

Wow, I hope there’s no Bad Blood between the players and management about this!

Gronk really is having one hell of an offseason.

Goes to show two Wongs don't make a Wright.

What an unsavory, showboaty play. The Cardinals would have turned that double play the right way, throwing the ball across the diamond and involving as many teammates as possible, like gentlemen.

My confusing Gronk-themed sexual awakening continues unabated.

Mid-Engined Corvette: Confirmed

Is the 8-ball included in the price?

It's like punching somebody, but nice.

That's an offensive player!

"some of the finer details seem to have been lost to the production process."

This has been a wildly successful fundraising campaign for ALS research. ALS, aka Lou Gehrig's disease, is awful. Seriously, you don't want to get it.

Fitting that he's a Sun Devil, given that he's clearly proud about the very thing that will send his soul to hell.

Ok, lets just get it out of the way.... the news here isn't that Sarafin's gay, it's that someone at ASU is pursuing a Master's Degree.

When two of the worst places to live in the country fire shots, we all win.

They were good cars, these 353s