As someone who has suffered a pinched nerve, I gotta give him props for even remembering to call timeout instead of just ragdolling. The brachial plexus is complicated, and easily angered.

This makes me cringe. I wonder how much of that is a pre-existing learning disability (dyslexia) and how much is from the hard hits to the ol' noggin.

"i'm just here so NBC won't fine me"

When I was at Paradiso Music Festival at the gorge, WA a couple years ago we had a couple of these guys "buzz" the site at 9 in the morning. In reality they were at least half a mile out, but goddamn it was still one hell of an alarm clock.

I dunno, that ginger beard is pretty distracting...

LANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

i like this one more

he said a team... in a service centre... works to get the car in and out as fast as possible... has Bernie ever held a wrench?

He brought in the F1 team to make servicing the car faster. Because F1 has like 2 second pit stops. Because he cares about the customer experience. Now get in the shame cube, asshole.

Sooo... Is it for sale?

Oh my god I literally had to fucking close the window after that guy just walked over, set his fucking drink on the roof, and opened the door. Tbh I was hoping this would be about finding gas stations with 93 octane gas (real life problem in Boise lol).

Video needs more deadmau5.