"i'm just here so NBC won't fine me"

When I was at Paradiso Music Festival at the gorge, WA a couple years ago we had a couple of these guys "buzz" the site at 9 in the morning. In reality they were at least half a mile out, but goddamn it was still one hell of an alarm clock.

I dunno, that ginger beard is pretty distracting...

LANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

i like this one more

he said a team... in a service centre... works to get the car in and out as fast as possible... has Bernie ever held a wrench?

He brought in the F1 team to make servicing the car faster. Because F1 has like 2 second pit stops. Because he cares about the customer experience. Now get in the shame cube, asshole.

Sooo... Is it for sale?

Oh my god I literally had to fucking close the window after that guy just walked over, set his fucking drink on the roof, and opened the door. Tbh I was hoping this would be about finding gas stations with 93 octane gas (real life problem in Boise lol).

Video needs more deadmau5.

agreed. I want a gif of the shaq free throw joke tho.

This is probably my most favourite shirt in my closet at the moment.

It really is real! brb wrapping my car with jalop logo

When did people stop talking to each other in relationships? Sad :-(