Hey Jason, I read your article, and don't worry, we're not sending you spammy obnoxious emails telling you to write about us. Just the regular spammy obnoxious press releases. And it's FardeesRezvani, not Fardis Rezvani. But anyways, thanks for the coverage. And as for getting you guys behind the wheel, right now…

Stratos.

Toyota wants the new Camry to be more "emotional," more "fun to drive," and more "waku doki," a Japanese term that means "heart-racing excitement." For them, that includes products like the new Avalon, Highlander and RAV4. So, yeah.

Makes sense! Let's lose all the dealers down. All the shops too! Wait where will i get my car serviced? Where will I buy one? When I bought my house the seller paid a 6% commision. When I sold my house I paid a % commission. When I get my grass cut the guy who does it wants to get paid. When i install a new floor,…

Please tell me there is a part two out there, where they build it in their apartment and can't get it out.

Without looking any of them up...

1, 6. The Trouble with Trillions

Hey, Terry. First off, from a Detroiter to a Flintstone, let me say hello. Second, please don't kill me. Third, anytime you'd like to hit us up, please do so. http://jalopnik.com/oh-no-i-pissed…

That's my ride !

All the names are links! I did the work FOR YOU!

not really kia's demographic. More these people

Took too much scrolling to find this. This is my nomination too. Convertibles, econo boxes, sports cars, minivans, luxury cars? Yeah, I'd say it's the slut of the automotive world.

K-Car:

Oh all of a sudden it's a terrible car. What a joke. I wish they'd go bankrupt and go out of business. They don't know anything about anything and yet give opinions on everything.

Another advantage of buying a new jeep is no one has done THAT with it yet.

TMI dude...T...M...I :)

You did the right thing Dealership of whose name I've already forgotten... But you did it after doing a very bad thing. Kinda like the abusive husband that hits his wife, but then tells her that he loves her and he's sorry.... I guess I'll just call you the Wife Beater Dealership...

thank you fine soul...for presenting the WRAP IT UP BOX...i have not enjoyed a post to this level in weeks!

Is there anything beer can't do?

No.