Some people will never understand that boxer sound or not, the Mitsubishi Evo is the better car of the pair. Stef Schrader knows them:

Oh my God, it's still running! Can you believe it? I CAN'T! The fact that my car can still move under its own power has restored my faith in a higher power! Those four rings? It's like the four signs of stigmata! Owning my Audi is like being a real-life Job- minus the lucky bits. But it's all worth it because when it…

They drive some of the slowest, ugliest, heaviest, most outdated vehicles on the road but constantly feel the need to let everyone know how "great" they are. "Oh, but they're cheap, parts are plentiful and they are easy to fix" No. They suck. You're just too poor to afford anything nice. Get over yourselves.

And let's think about this. If total reliability is what you're looking for in a car, you shouldn't be shopping in this segment. All of these cars have a raft of electrics and sensors to keep power where it should be. Most have turbos. And they're all essentially top-trim cars that have all the power features and more…

Honda Civic Si: Average, 2014; N/A, 2013; Average, 2012

+1 for Cat owners. I fuckin love my cat and believe it or not, she possesses many dog-like qualities and is extremely loyal to me and loves being near me.

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I think the reason is bigger, and sadder — I think cars like these would do horribly today because, collectively, we've forgotten how to enjoy a stripped-down car like this. The idea that a car's fundamental concept can be expressed in the phrase "fuck it, why not?" is no foreign to most people. People are unlikely to…

Honda could easily make this happen. Consider this- maybe Honda actually KNOWS what they are doing... they have put us through the sport car drought long enough to put something really spectacular together.

On top of this, the car will carry a more simplified version of the all-wheel drive system from the next NSX. They claim this car could go on sale in 2017 with a price tag of about £35,000, or around $60,000.

They also say it should get some hybrid tech from the folks at McLaren, who are sourcing their engines from Honda for next year's Formula One season. The result is a car with a zero to 60 mph time of around five seconds and 40 miles per gallon.

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This should come as no suprise to anyone. We do after all, live in America.

Thats hilarious. I would have never thought an AWD- TWIN Turbo- V6 Sports car would have any problems.

Meh, Dodge needs to do more than this to be relevant again... I think the Dart is OK but nothing to go wild about.

Fast enough, enough fun to drive, but says, "I can't afford a BMW" well enough so the other party won't seek anymore spousal support.

I really can't make jokes about the new Accord because it really does everything exceedingly well and driving them every day just reminds me how much Honda really nailed this car.

This time, Clarkson is categorically denying saying the word, and the alleged footage itself has never actually been officially aired. The Mirror claims that audio experts they hired have determined the clip to be un-tampered with, and the BBC is planning its own investigation as well.

Seriously, you guys are hilarious. I came here and read this review strictly from the picture and actually LOL'ed at my desk because #1 I love Futurama and #2 I love you guys because I feel like you understand me. lol

I think we can safely assume Toyota is doing well enough that it doesn't need to branch out into the $20,000 Ferrari replica game.