Oh please... A customer over paying for service at a dealership?!?!?! This is like me suing the DMV for waiting in line. These are things that are supposed to happen.

that is fucking hilarious lol

April fools or not... I was never a truck guy (still not hugely into them-but I appreciate them) until I started working in the car business. I started at Chrysler/Dodge and they really started to grow on me, especially the 2009+ Ram models.

Unfortunately, yes.

Meh, I will agree if looks much better and has nicer options... but I would still buy a CR-V over this. Love that little crossover and everything that comes with it.

This might just be the best article ever. Thank you for taking the time to do this, made me laugh quite a bit. Lets do Family Guy next lol

My guess is that Ralph Gilles is so upset that Dodge has essentially been losing the "horsepower wars" since the Challenger was born, always coming 3rd next to the Mustang and Camara, always last in comparisons, always the fattest and slowest lol.

hahaha thats it right there. Even if you had the money you probably wouldnt pull the trigger on it. I cant blame you, I would love a 911 too. I think its obvious that the C7 is able to attract more consumers than the Viper can because they are more versatile. yet for some reason IDK why but to me a Viper just sounds…

Cmon, really? Maybe Gilles should have thought about offering a smaller v8 equipped option to move some metal... I mean really. I highly agree with the dealer comments too, i bet if u walk into the crappy dilapitated dodge store and try to even look at a viper without an Armani suit on the sales people probably laugh…

Add a machine gun to the front and you have a deal.

Problem is, it isn't working, and the new Corolla and Civic are obliterating the handsome Mazda. And even stealing sales from it. Automotive News reports that Mazda3 sales are off 27 percent and have been going down every month since August.

Seriously, I was gonna say the plastic used for window decoys is the least of that cars problems lol. Its been HOW many years without a significant update?

oh stop it. Companies take chances all the time and lose money constantly from bad decisions. This isn't Honda's fault, its America's fault for being such cheap bastards.

Sadly, the internet knows no bounds and is still essentially the wild west still. We can't stop shit like this from happening, all we can do is tolerate it. Nothing is "too serious" to be off limits on the internet. Just like when Paul Walker died, I couldnt believe the shit I saw online. Nothing/No one is safe. If…

Trust me. They (dealers) could give 2 shits about this car, I know because I already talked to my manager about it. It would start at +2k over sticker... then drop to invoice lol. Performance is a tough sell to the average consumer, believe me.

Honda shouldnt do it for the money. They should do it #1 because they can. and #2 because they KNOW current Si generation is a flop. Sure its still a great car to drive every day of the year, but do you think they will lose as much money as say, they did on the CR-Z? or the Crosstour? or the Insight? Should I continue?

Now, you could go on about how the Mustang GT offers more performance for the money, but that's not really fair. A Civic Type R VTEC Turbo wouldn't go after the same kind of buyer. Really, what kind of buyer would go after it at all? How many $30,000 Civics do you think Honda is really going to sell? Do you really…

This is a little speculative, but the car is expected to run about £30,000 in the UK when it launches in 2015. You can't quite translate that cost with a simple conversion, so you need a reference point. The Focus ST, which is about as close to a direct rival as you can find both in the UK and USA, starts at a bit…

probably because $$$$ and not enough R&D. Also too many head scratchers at Nissan saying "people actually WANT awd AND a 6 speed manual?"

I am SURE that 9/10 people would drop the whole "aww man its not a stick" tantrum after about 5 minutes driving this around a track, or on your way to work. so stop it.