It's like if Fisher-Price came out with My First Monome.

And yet someday, they will. That's just about the only part that matters.

The answer is actually The Venture Bros. but your point is still taken ;)

Wat.

I'll admit to not buying/playing the game but I watched enough LP footage to inform my decision about what I think of the game. Flying_Gazzelle pretty much nailed my thoughts on the 'deliberate' design choice to halfheartedly implement the online play.

Sitting here thinking, "Needs more green dragon drinks."

As a long-time fan and lover of the SimCity formula as it existed prior to the 2013 release, I can't help but feel slightly betrayed by their "vision." I bought into the vision they had for almost 20 years of my life, and this new game seems completely counter to the path that was forged under the caring eye of Will…

Semantics?

Sim City 4 operated on some simple algorithms for ease of calculations, it's true (sims first move from home is to always turn right, use the shortest available route to the nearest transit, move on to the next transit option when first transit is full and so on) but the distribution always worked out much better…

I agree with you, hopefully this is an overlooked bug that will be patched. Otherwise, dafuq were they thinking with this AI? It's rudimentary to the Nth degree. It has to be a mistake.

Damn, ninja'ed (har har).

That Nintendo have continued to re-release it under the same moniker and have included it in their compilations over the years rather legitimizes it by now, dontcha think?

Super Mario Bros. 2 taught me a very clear difference:

I do wonder how much of this is them attempting to fulfill a vision of design based on their own agency and how much of this is them fulfilling a quota based on their obligations to their powers that be (EA).

Chopping near half of the toolsets and features seen in past games looks to be working against the concept of moving forward. If that was their goal, they undershot somewhat spectacularly. It seems weird to spend so much time building a sensible transportation network just for every simulated sim to decide shortest is…

Love Cadbury Eggs but hate Peeps. Chalk up one more to assist in accuracy of anecdotal experience ;)

Nothing else in the world quite tastes like yellow cake batter except for yellow cake batter. Cake batter is a flavor and I don't see how you can say otherwise!

It's the ones who mess with people who are passed out at parties that irked me the most in college. Everyone's yukking it up about drawing dongs on a guy's face and stuffing bottles in their mouths, or taping them to a wall or even worse and all I could think is, 'dudes, your comatose friend might have been dying over…

Glad none of these people are my "friends."

Wow. It's like a debacle for the ages when all the various issues are summed up together like this.