Well ya know....

Who gives a flying duck? :)

Title says nine short scary stories. the text says 10.

Sergeant?

With gestures it really does make it "click" on how exactly it's natural. You're pushing content with you fingers. But the scroll wheel (though I only really ever used a scroll wheel for a week) I couldn't do it. To many years of "normal" scroll wheel scrolling to switch.

It's the author of the article

See. Now I feel like if you would have started with something more like this reply it would have been better. Such anger. Oy vey!

How do Jesus people have anything to do with this?

You're a genie's ass? Cool!! If I rub you do I get wishes?

That reminded me of this comic http://www.explosm.net/comics/3177 I found incredibly funny if not disturbing.

the gif is "Big Whoop wanna fight about it?"

I like this better because I can read all the comments and (most of?) their threads too. I didn't like the old style where to read the thread you had to click through...

Well franz Ferdinand asked for it when "take me out" was released ;P

Whoo! Kansas!

Kinda along the same properties of a perpetuamotion a machine. Or at least that's what your explanatio. Made me think of.

Tentacle porn of the insect world haha

That was incredible

Nu uh! I'm protected because I knocked on wood. ;P

Huh, strange. I've always said I don't like Pepsi because its sweeter. ;P