I know there’s a problem afoot when I’m more excited by the redesigned 2020 Nissan Versa than this car.

Good thing Samir wasn’t driving, he doesn’t pay attention to the calls.

A hyper car is requisite with bespoke details that connect the historical racing ethos with a post-modern performance ethic that separate it from the super car proletariat  

You are correct. I blame my editor.

Obligatory!

God damnit. Have a star.

When a BMW i8 at a showroom in the Dutch province of Brabant began smoking yesterday morning, firefighters there had just the solution.

Tariffs—where the taxes are passed on to you, you “lucky” guy!

Actually, the move there is to get out of the car, walk over to one of the $h!the@ds and say “For $10, I’ll back out and block the other guy so you can get the spot.”

I love this tweet from the award-winning Lawrence PD

Lol I did by a NEW GTI with my millionaire money.

You wouldn’t think they were petty if you had a huge amount of your capital in Tesla shorts. Based on a lot of peoples research Tesla stock should be coming down soon, as soon as it starts to, he tweets something absurd and the stock takes back off because he doesn’t like people shorting Tesla.  

I always strikeout when I’m sans musk.

I always feel like I’m being ripped off at tire places. No sorry we can’t patch that one, it’s in the wrong spot so yeah you really ought to change all four. Followed by a guilt trip about a friend of a friend of a friend who didn’t change their tires and got pregnant.

My dad bought a 3 year old used a Quattroporte

Thats the radar sensor for the front collision and adaptive cruise control dude lol

Reefer madness. 

Better than standing there with their finger and their thumb in the shape of an ‘L’ on their forehead.

I’ve got a feeling the driver has short cropped blonde hair, asks to speak to the manager all the time and is named Susan, Karen or Linda.