I’ll give you that about their service, it was definitely sketchy the two times I’ve used it

Fuck Autonation, they tried multiple times to cheat me. And their service department is garbage too. I don’t care about the rest of my warranty, I hope they go under.

I don’t want to hold that much power.

So if all the auto dealers go out of business, will I be able to simply buy a car from the factory without an unnecessary, middle man mark up?

Can we add airlines to that list?

That’s a lot of undercoating 

I dunno, can we cultivate grown ups capable of shutting the fuck up? World doesn’t revolve around you, sweetcheeks.

Blueberry Muffin and Purple Punch, my friend.

Yeah, but it’s not like he’s been known to ever exaggerate the size of anything.

The man is a fucking idiot. We’ve known that for years. Thus no need to be in a quandary. Hopefully more Americans have realized this and we’ll only have to endure embarrassing headlines for one more year.

And majority of luxury car owners tend to swap cars out frequently. With still a fairly new trend in EVs I have a feeling people are going to be trading in cars more frequently than their gas cars as tech gets exponentially better. Now that makes me think, maybe the real reason they limit range is so that I'm 2 le 3…

Beat me to it. I think these will look great for many years to come and check most of the boxes for people. 

The correct answer is a Skoda Superb Wagon 4x4 with the leather interior. Cheap to acquire, cheap to maintain, more reliable than a Toyota. Pictures don’t do it justice, but the car has a presence that eclipses most luxury brands.

This is 1000% what I was thinking, and I feel so great to see it so high in the comments with so many likes.

You are technically correct, sir, which, as we all know, is the best kind of correct.

The answer is always Volvo. Stately, luxurious, fast, reliable, AWD, well under budget, why wouldn’t you go with a V70R? Also, this is Jalopnik, what did you expect?

Man, I was worried for the first few words there that your message was going to go in the other direction. A pleasant whiplash, if such a thing is possible.

You could just have written about the confrontation but at the end you took things further and peppered in some practical advice on how to modify the vehicle to prevent this. The extra effort you put in is noticed and appreciated.

Well, doesn’t that look pretty damn good.

And you can’t even accuse it of being a transparent money grab...