You’re right, obvious hindsight investments are way more fun to think about than cool cars.

I can award you one of my cars, but I assure you it would not be positive. 

I disagree.

Why did LAPD leave the Dodger game early?

Cops who are concerned with looking tough shouldn’t be cops.

Dear LAPD, I will gladly buy your i3 with 400 miles on the clock at a government auction price.

If you live in So-Cal you could head to the glamis area and run south through the dunes until you got to Baja. Then you’d be drinking margaritas and eating shrimp for life!

No covfefe option? I demand a covfefe option because I’ve totally written letters to those soldiers’ families but just haven’t sent them yet so WHERE’S MY COVFEFE OPTION?

SAD!

NO, SIR, THEY ARE NOT!

He’s a decoy spy sent in to distract the villain from the actual, real spies. He also keeps their femme fatales busy by drunkenly lurching around Monaco shouting his name and occupation at anyone who’ll listen, especially ladies, who he is incapable of reading in any way, shape or form. Through a series of…

This guy has clearly Hadi-nuff of BMW.

TBH, that’s almost a bigger crime than bribing your way onto the track, haha.

You’re a fucking 55mph left lane camper aren’t you?

Can we also call attention to this ding-dongs actually writing out “3 a.m. in the morning”?

Here’s a scenario. Imagine it’s your first week starting a new job. That job is to shoot and produce video. Now imagine that the editors and writers have given you this great idea for a video shoot and the Fiat is going to be the picture car we use in said imagination video.

Now imagine getting a phone call 1 day…

Later, at a bar:

That is incredible. I feel sorry for that Austrian dude... I just imagine what he must have told to his wife... Believe me, I’m astonished that you allowed the making of such a terrible work environment.