J2k
craigthejollyfatman
J2k

Bethesda made games will always be broken, haha. It's honestly a nice quirk in some of the older games. Not so much anymore, ha. 

Has telltale even started liquidation? I remember when thq closed liquidation began pretty much the second the employees left and assets were being bought by many other studios. 

They are such a gift. 

“I’m sick and tired of people saying that we put out 11 albums that sound exactly the same. In fact, we’ve put out 12 albums that sound exactly the same.” - Angus Young

And nothing of value was lost.

Alternate headline: “Minecraft Story Mode to be pirated by a bunch more people, I guess”

Trump looks like the kind of guy who’d fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around.

I will never, ever not star this. Ever.

Oh yeah, I was there for the nipple that rocked the world. And it wasn’t even a bare nipple, because she had that weird pastie on. Though to be fair, most of the effects it had were just to make the Super Bowl halftime show even less interesting to watch for years afterward as they went back to “safe” acts instead of

Yeah. My first thought was Steve Bannon.

But I mean, the sleazier and scuzzier point kinda puts him more on message right?

Ok, but what about the pile of shit underneath the hair? Can’t fix that.

I legit was about make a similar comparison, but with a fatter Eric’s face

If anything, this isn’t even close to better. This is worse. Much worse. Scuzzier and slimier worse. It’s like Steve Bannon took Trump to his hair stylist. 

Pokemon GO had a rough start due to the trailer being, well, trailer bullshit like every trailer in existence, and people getting their hopes set way too high. Since then it’s evolved into a decent AR game that has a dedicated following and brings in a ton of money for Niantic / Nintendo, while at the same time having

It’s your phrasing. Your need to dismiss something as “mobile garbage” implies an elitist attitude that you may not feel, but your verbiage certainly suggests.

Don’t be too surprised when what comes off as sneering arrogance is treated as such.

It’s either that, or he’s the type of player that gets sidetracked by one very specific part of the game that isn’t meant to have 100 hours devoted to it, but is very common in Open-World Games.

The second paragraph is what should have clued some folks in that it was satire. I, too, was like, “Wait, what?” on reading the first, and then went, “Oh... lol,” after I read the second.

Hey, Mexico! Wanna trade presidents?!?

Okay I refuse to believe Bethesda has ever done anything to improve the enemy AI of their games in the past ~10 years.

New leader in the clubhouse for best win pose in MK11, movie Shang