Fun fact: Weed is not considered a depressant, as it actually increases heart rate. It’s technically considered a hallucinogen.

I don’t think it’s physically possible for me to ever be high enough, drunk enough, or starving enough to ever eat at Taco Bell.

More like I enjoy poking at persons who get annoyed over nonsense, for my own amusement.

You get bothered *really* insignificant things, huh?

They can have their real jobs. I have my devastating wit and carpal tunnel syndrome to see me through.

No but like a real connection that actually makes sense besides you wanting to be a snarky asshole.

I’m familiar with the Rick and Morty Szechuan sauce phenomenon, but not what it has, if anything, to do with Jetpack Cat?
Is there a connection?

My uncle who also works at overwatch told me his ultimate would be all the final smashes at once

A baby is a kind of human.

New Torb skin confirmed.

I wouldn’t say he’s human sized. Granted, he’s definitely not hamster size. He seems to be about the size of a baby. A fat baby.

Sorry, My Uncle Who Works At Overwatch told me that Waluigi was up next

I, for one, welcome the new Greatest Game of All Time, Overwatch: Ham Ham Heartbreak.

i just cant help but feel that *hamster* is one toke over the line. i dont even have a good argument against it. i dont know when i became such a wet blanket. im sure once i get my hands on him ill learn to stop worrying and love the ball.

In other Overwatch news, it’s time for the latest edition of “Why Nendoroids are still better than Funko Pop”

So are we wacky enough for Jetpack Cat yet?

So female Byakuya and Ichigo get banned from hogwartz? 

I hope Tite Kubo teams up with a writer. Dude is incredible when it comes to art, but he’s goddamn terrible when it comes to stories.

...I got better.

Why did you single out my comment for this baffling statement?