I love that movie. I appreciate the book/radio series, but for me the movie wraps it up in a consistency and structure that makes it much more enjoyable for me.

Curiously, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias was “Oh no, not again”. Many have speculated that if we knew exactly why the bowl of petunias had thought that, we would know a lot more about the universe than we do now. *distant sound of smashing china*

Ahhh! Woooh! What’s happening? Who am I? Why am I here? What’s my purpose in life? What do I mean by who am I? Okay okay, calm down calm down get a grip now. Ooh, this is an interesting sensation. What is it? Its a sort of tingling in my... well I suppose I better start finding names for things. Lets call it a...…

Nooooo....

What about the fancy poultry parts medley song. Love that!

You know, my cousin made this without Photoshop.

Obligatory:

Bender’s Big Score already covered the most obvious/grandiose choice:

Now: which modern artist would we want to cover the far more interesting song on Solitude Standing?

Damage control mod right now. $.49 cents.

This... turned out exactly like I expected.

Why are you being rude? Your post is full of run-on sentences and incomplete thoughts, which was kindly pointed out. There are reasons that languages have writing conventions; it’s to make reading easier and to make the words flow better in your mind. Use them.

As a guy with balls that does indeed hurt as bad as it looks.

I wish they’d port War of the Lions to PC or something. The retranslation deserves way more exposure.

Easy way to get a splinter lodged in your leg....

Nonsense! That wasn’t photoshopped at all. I know for a fact that Kim was there, because I climbed the mountain with him! See?

“Be careful what your kids convince you to buy”

I will contest that opinion with this spitting image

Your argument is contingent on the assumption that smoking is a "bad" activity. As Gaudy pointed out, if someone said they listen to music after work to unwind, would that be an issue? I'm very happy with my job, but some of us go out to the bar after work to unwind. Is that a problem? The reason you don't…

Sure, many people smoke pot, but that doesn't mean everyone should. Some people have effects like what you mention.