“This is proof that you’re an asshole”

I was going to yell at Fayhe for not replacing every word starting with c with a kin the article except for where it makes no sense like “chest” to “khest”

“Sounds like your problem is with the PC port, not the story mode.”

“of course. Fatalities, brutalities, quitalities and so-called “fatal blows” spray the screen with blood and brains and other bits. But they don’t feel as essential to the series as they once did.”

And that’s the one more reply I asked for. Thanks for Playing

“And yet here you are interacting with an article, providing more stats for ad revenue. “

“ Once they do, will you evaluate the story mode on its merits rather than your personal experience?”

“Oh, golly gee, I didn’t know that publishing one bad take from one writer completely voided all the credibility of all of their writers and articles. “ 

“So, this thing is bad” 

They really should stop trying to make what’s hot right now and take a left turn, do something different. 

“I never said “NOW!” “

“All I’m hearing is:

Bioware Delays Anthem’s Big Cataclysm Event

I don’t really watch his video a lot but I’m away he exists and Kotaku has some weird beef with him and I didn’t want to link The Quartering because Jeremy is another shit stirrer. 

“ You’re claims that they’re intentionally trying to stir the pot are unfounded.”

“but that has very little to do with the expertly-crafted and at times even tear-jerking story.”

“I know it’s a little confusing, but worth mentioning that Kotaku.UK is a completely different company, owned and operated by entirely different people, and they aren’t even like, brand affiliated. “

“No, marginalizing white men is *not* actually happening in the game”

Here’s a hot take; the story mode in Mortal Kombat 11 is terrible. 

By god don’t you hate that, golly gee I know I do... but at least this is a thing that actually happens in the game and not something cut from whole cloth to manufacture outrage where there is none.