“Because it’s straight up sexist.”

So is Final Fantasy 13 strangely enough and I bet the meme actually started with that game.

At the beginning of the video I was thinking “holy shit” because I have never cut my chicken cordon bleu like that and it looked like someone was having a laugh but the end result looks fantastic and it’s far less work than my usual method of beating my meat because you really have to give it a good pounding but if…

“but it’s just a little annoying that I have to adjust my playstyle that I’ve become so accustomed to over the years.”

“but it’s just annoying that the game had allowed me to build safe areas for years and now these two changes basically make that much harder to do.” 

“I am bummed with the addition of the Drowned water zombies”

“Being a 2D side-scroller isn’t a requirement”

“neither of them are metroidvanias”

“Is that going to corrupt my morality somehow and turn me into a strange person? Because that seems to be a thing that happens.”

Whatever the case I will be buying Dwarf Fortress on Steam even though I have no intent on playing it because I’ve admired the game for years and I respect their reasons for moving onto the platform, not only does such dedication and passion deserve to be rewarded and admired but there is a charitable aspect in that I…

“And somehow it’s supposed to perfectly encapsulate Batman Forever?”

The Update Aquatic was super solid, I loved how it opened up so much more of the map with the beacon.

OH HO!!!! It gets better.

“Kiss from a Rose which still makes no sense but is still a bop.”

I didn’t say it wouldn’t be profitable or even more profitable, I stated it would be a better game if the focus was on the player experience and not monitization and I predicted that Apex would be negatively affected by being so popular because that gives EA incentive to maximize the game’s monetary potential i.e.…

“Everything essential in Apex is free and/or can be earned though... so I don’t feel like your comparison works.”

It’s amazing how good a game can be when the focus is on delivering the best player experience and not on pushing micro-transactions.

It still doesn’t make up for acting like such a diva the last time he got stranded somewhere!

“All the guys in my class hated that video, so I naturally liked it.”