“ John Stamos helped destroy the Beach Boys’ good name, Dave Coulier accepted oral sex in a movie theater then dumped Alanis.”

That’s too much, man!

Why are you quoting Star Wars?

Wow... you’re not wrong. I’ll be saving that.

That’s the AAA hype machine working overtime to promise you whatever will get a pre-order for the platinum tier $200 game pass that give you exclusive access to the same broken alpha version of the game everyone else got for $60 but you get to experience a worse build two weeks earlier!

They’ve proven themselves with New Vegas.

The entire arc of Weird Science was that two horny teenagers with no dating prospects made what they thought was the ultimate sexpot but with the parameters that she’s also a super intelligent deity with a great personality.

I think I suggested this after the 76 beta.

“ Oh well I’m crossing my fingers for Dual Gear and Phantom Brigade, hoping they turn out well since they are made by people who clearly have a fondness for Front Missions. “

“Last I heard (about a year ago) was that the next FM game from Square is going to be on mobile.”

I’ll admit I’m not huge into BattleTech but I really miss Front Mission and I really wanted something with the depth of FM3 because that’s always what I want.

I got that memory card in a swag shipment for a store I opened for Rhino Video Games down the way from Dollywood. I made the executive decision to give it to the biggest Front Mission fan to walk through the door that day (I bought a Sony memory card to replace it).

At least I got something out of Front Mission 4, the coolest PS2 memory card I’ve ever laid eyes on.

The biggest complaint I was about the new BattleTech game was that the customization was too limited.

How damn hard is it to make Front Mission 3 but different?

Wait what the hell?

“making it the most successful 2019 film premiere to date—and by, like, a lot. “

“it’s a make believe world so I’m right whatever I say”

It’s cyclical.

Well, now they will.