“But I think we both agree this whole Bowsette thing in general is quite off the rails.”

“I did not commit Murder!’”

And yet he desires to keep the company of, openly admires and praises murders on a regular basis.

You say that but peach stays peach. Browser is the one transforming but if it’s easier for people to deal with the fact they are lusting after a very masculine male turtle in disguise I won't destroy the illusion. 

Obsidian’s new game won’t be the same scale as Fallout 4 but if they do it right they should be well positioned to do the bigger game that fans will really want.

They did a great job with New Vegas but they were still working under the direction of Bethesda so I have to give credit for that game to Bethesda,…

“People love them just because this is literally all there is that’s bothering with open world simulationism with a big budget.”

So isn’t that just saying “they are the best games of their genre currently available” but in a negative manner?

Only stormtroopers are so precise

Fallout 4 and Skyrim were excellent games if not buggy as hell. That they are celebrated every time they get ported to a new console is evidence of this. I expect Bethesda to release flawed products but this is different by far. 

Fallout 76 is incompetent is a way that I’ve never seen from Bethesda, it’s far beyond the…

It’s not a combination of names as in Ben+Jennifer=Bennifer.

I literally wrote that whole thing just to get to the Craig Christ video, partly because when I complained about Fallout 76, a game I own and genuinely hate, someone replied “you’re not a very jolly fat man” and I didn’t reply to that with the standard “I’m fucking Craig!” embedded with the song link I usually give in…

If you are the kind of person that bitches about getting replies when you post in the comments section of an internet article then why do you post in the comments section of an internet article?

What you want to do in this case is just say whatever you were thinking out loud instead of tying it out and pushing…

“Too bad there is nothing binding about a random employee promising you free food for life.”

“This seems reasonable, and also doesn’t seem to be factoring cost increases. Next time, promise the guy food for a month to start, and don’t promise what you can’t deliver.”

That’s like saying I’ve forgotten all about World War Two. I mean, yeah it happened but I wasn’t there, I didn’t experience it, that was my grandfather.

Maybe, just maybe...

Same as it ever was.

Probably Oxy*.

Oxycodone- the #1 drug amongst conservative shitbags.

*p.s.- it also literally makes you racist as it alters your brain chemistry to make you intolerant and paranoid

EGM was the magazine that made up Sheng Long as an April Fool’s Joke that was so good that nobody wanted to believe it was fake. 

Maybe when they finish they can teach Bethesda how to make a Fallout game.

“At best it, is a reboot of SC2, that sticks pretty close to the source material, but it may be closer to a remake “

This is exactly what it was supposed to be, SC2 but different. They couldn’t use the source material so they needed to start somewhere.  

But... if we don’t the fire will go out.....