“He doesn’t appear to be decaying, he clearly draws breath, and despite some cosmetic variations (also up for interpretation; he could have had the slit nose prior to his death as well)“

CORRECT!

Let me make it up to you

While true (and stupid) it does at least attempt to maintain some amount of continuity as does 3 when they had to explain that what Connor received was only a small part of the real prize to justify that there were still immortals around.

There wasn’t even a TV series. 

It’s the greatest of names. It was the BEST highlander!

I bought the piece of shit game at full price, at least let me get some enjoyment out of it.

I’m betting he’s front and center at the beginning since this is a direct continuation of the previous narrative, in that this is a post apocalypse and it takes place in the same location at least in some part.

I didn’t like Rage. Yeah Rage 2 looks colorful but I’m playing through Far Cry 4 and it’s really colorful as is most of the series.

Joseph is in the trailer.

The colorful world is fine. They wanted do Mad Max but Ubi does like their bright colors too and that’s fine. Who wants another 76 anyway.

Right. They realized updated the formula to keep it fresh in that particular instance and prepper stashes will probably be the new norm for the Ubi formula.  

Maybe it’s a close second. but the funniest thing I’ve seen all week is...

They were out there, they just weren’t mandatory. There were some with satellite dishes you needed grapple to and break that I remember and I recall finding a few more but the whole game is a bored blur for me. 

“They didn’t have towers in 5"

The video of David Koresh claiming all his follower’s wives as his own, and denounces them as adulterers if they lusted after or laid with their own wives for he was the lamb of god and god has commanded that all the women bear his seed* is enough to convince me that this was a crazy person with followers devout…

That need to be in quotes on the back of the box.

Oh yes, I’m aware of it on that level but it’s also interesting.

But could you just imagine the sales boost in China and Russia?