Was anyone else hoping from the header image that there was going to be a new Night of the Lepus?

Damn you, now it’s in my head.

“Lol looking at your time posts I can tell you are 100% full of shit. You did not work 10 hours and then bake cookies unless you do all that while also shit posting on the internet.”

I wasn’t looking to eviscerate anyone today but three hours of sleep and a person attack in response to an opinion sharpens one’s edges.

“Again, I’ll ask: How would you know any of that? You haven’t played it. And Nathan didn’t say any of that, other than it has similar mechanics to some existing mobile games.”

How dare they not make children run the whole 26 miles!

It’s a re-skin of a chinese watered down Diablo knockoff on a smart phone created for the sole purpose of putting another cash shop in the face of idiots because their last cash grab, the Real Money Auction House, was an abysmal failure but they still really want people to give them more money without having to…

They should kill it with fire, destroy any evidence and pretend this never ever happened.

Here I sit waiting for them to do something new with Diablo 3, at one point the best selling game of all time....

I never said it was the end of the world. I never said it cost extra as it is in fact rolled into the price of the game. I never even said Bethesda owes anyone anything extra for fucking them out of the beta but a radroach hat with a button that turns invisible for an hour when you press the ‘don’t touch’ button on…

The dev time going into this isn’t affecting their ither projects. The next main series game will be on a different engine.

No, I definitely had a loading screen going into a building and again when I went out and then again when I went back in because I hadn’t picked up the objective. There was even another player that went into that building when I went back in the second time and we both wound up in the same place and not different…

“Do we know yet if there are no interiors?”

It’s not just a beta

Don’t be a daft cunt. Everybody paid for the beta, it said right there in big god damned letters PREORDER NOW FOR ACCESS TO THE BETA. So yeah, money was exchanged for access but Bethesda cocked it up preventing many from participating.

The good news was it only took me 2 hours to get in. So yay for me.

It happened to me.

Where’s the one where Garfield gets smashed into the screen but instead of bouncing off gets stuck there with the suction cups on his paws?

The Pandas may be stealing the spotlight but the next Minecraft update is literally called “villagers and pillagers” with a focus on making villages more interesting.

Minecraft did their update Aquatic and I’ve loved it so far. It has turned 100% of the surface into viable building space and has turned swimming from a tedious task into something I quite enjoy.