Dear Hollywood, here’s the scrip. Don’t fuck it up.

Also the lawsuit threat is more based off the threat of legal action hurting their sales and not because he’s got any real justification for asking for more money.

“I only recently heard that phrase, and it was in relation to GRRM, which can easily be taken as insult, as the poor man is constantly bombarded with “HE’S GOING TO DIE BEFORE HE FINISHES THE BOOKS!” kind of talk, and that is seriously not cool.”

No, he caught me.

Don’t forget the DLC!

“Blindly hating people because they are successful in business is a poor look for anyone.”

in Star Trek they can manipulate gravity in a few different ways. I imagine Star Wars also has some means of creating gravitational fields because there isnt a single shot of anyone floating in a spaceship while in space. Even the tiny X-wing appears to have its own gravity as unsecured objects in the cockpit don’t…

Sexbot.

Does Vader even have an anus or junk anymore?

Yep. The lightsaber is largely useless as a weapon and extremely dangerous to the wielder if the are not also guided by the force.

I believe the problem isn’t pandas in games, it’s violence against pandas that is the real issue and making them invincible would solve that issue in the region.

“The Telltale game “Minecraft: Story Mode” already proved that a movie will work in spades. “

Yes, from what I get of the fundamental concept behind Minecraft is that it’s supposed to be this simple sandbox thing but with a layer of complexity below the surface that allows clever players to make mind-boggling complex things in game like a working clock with the simple tools provided.

“Is there a such thing as “the Minecraft universe”?”

Not since the Weekly World New stopped publication.

I got a 3 episode season finale inside a month with the Hellsing finale dropping around Halloween, I feel like I’ve won enough from this franchise.

“I need an adult.”

The reaction to the national broadcast on a single one of Janet Jackson’s breasts elicited about the same level of response as the 9/11 terrorist attacks.

Tooth pain can be legitimately crippling through sheer pain. I feel for anyone who’s going through it or a kidney stone.