Google: I have a free account with about 30,000+ uploaded, so does my fiance. Today I signed up for the Family plan and added her.
So far after 24 hours of us both using the service, there is NO crossover.

Apple: No fucking Clue.

At the same point, I’m old and have responsibilities that don’t allow me to play multiplayer anymore, just don’t have the time.

Can I please pay $20 for a campaign and be done with it?

Kickstarter to get you a new god damn coffee maker!
One cannot Make Mario without first Making Coffee!

I feel like we should send him one. He hasn’t been the same lol

HA! Amish Transformers!

A beautiful response.

My brother and I went to go move a water fountain for my Grandmother and Grandfather today. My grandparents are both old school 90+ and unfiltered. My brother walks in (he’s gained few pounds) and first thing that pops out of my Grandmothers mouth is, “You look like you’re 9 months pregnant.”

Ouch

My father can pick up a dime with a fork lift.

Witnessing it is like seeing a giant play tiddlywinks and then thrust the forks forward.

KoRn did it.

It’s really nothing special, I don’t understand it.

Nothing beats homemade food. Especially fried chicken.

Bad Photoshop

“If you’re very fit, you probably know it .“

That’s What She Said.

Not at all.

That just gave me the willies.

Ohio Prices! AHAHAHAHAHAAHA

Fixed it.

Marry Me.

Is this Hipster 2.0?

I wish I could focus with music. I think it’s the track ending, next track beginning that messes me up. Not too long ago someone in the “Kinjasphere” wrote an article about listening to the same song on repeat to boost productivity, and I gave it a try. I actually found the perfect track for that experiment. It was…