That’s the face of a good dog doing everything he can to not maul a bag of big chip cookies.

Really, because it says “all you have to do is head over to the App Store on any Apple TV and then log in with your Amazon credentials” in the article. Going to be disappointed if I can’t download it on a 3rd gen AppleTV. 

There’s something much more damning about to drop and he’s preemptively setting the stage so he can call that fake as well.

Condescension and ignorance, two great looks that look great together.

That’s not at all what’s happening with Moore and you’re either ignorant or willfully disregarding the facts if you can’t see that.

Moving those goalposts like a champ. I call your mom and tell her to come get you.

Yet somehow these are the same people who cry and whine anytime someone dares to criticize their beloved police and military. It’s baffling.

If Jim Irsay had the same injuries as Luck he wouldn’t even be able to lift his suitcase full of pills, much less play professional football.

Jan’s just mad because she got tricked into buying those Del Griffith earrings.

Never talk to the police in a situation where you may be considered a suspect or person of interest. Just don’t do it.

It’s not quite as bad as “I’m trying to figure out how to get them to Pokemon GO to the polls” but it’s up there.

If you haven’t already, you should give Tim’s side project The Killing Tree a listen. The Romance of Helen Trent is a phenomenal album.

Right. I for one am sick and tired of the President repeating over and over that people kneeling during the anthem have every right to do so and not calling them sons of bitches, telling them to leave the country or suggesting they be fired for kneeling.

He as an odd definition of “peaceful protester.”

Exactly the reason I’ve started fast-forwarding through the monologue and mid-show break.

Not just Baxter but D. Baxter. Again, I wish that wasn’t true.

It’s terrible.

That’s not fair, without Arizona where would all the other states send their worst people.

It’s a bobcat because it used to be Bank One Ballpark. The Bob. I wish I was kidding.

A little late to bring in the studs.