Not just Baxter but D. Baxter. Again, I wish that wasn’t true.

It’s terrible.

That’s not fair, without Arizona where would all the other states send their worst people.

It’s a bobcat because it used to be Bank One Ballpark. The Bob. I wish I was kidding.

A little late to bring in the studs.

Sounds to me like she fucked up and accidentally let the truth slip out. She basically said there are two sides, those who support the 2A vs. those who want to have an honest conversation. This implies that the 2A supporters aren’t in favor of an honest conversation, doesn’t it?

He’s right about “all that stuff.” Ballpark nachos should consist of chips, cheese, pickled jalapenos and nothing else.

“We also occasionally must stand together to show our allegiance to our common bond as a nation.”

Probably don’t issue receipts because raffle tickets can’t be taken as a charitable deduction. Even if they could, there’s no requirement to send receipts for charitable contributions below $250, although any nonprofit organization worth their salt acknowledges all gifts as a best practice.

That study is focused on adults from 2003-2012. Doesn’t really support the notion that horseback riding is more dangerous, particularly for kids, than football and other contact sports.

CT has the greatest character arc in the history of television.

Thanks, but I think I’m going to go with the person who admits to not even living in the area instead of someone like you who might actually have valid insights becasue internet reasons.

—So it’s not real? “No.” he responded.

You don’t like watching little kids get shot, but won’t actually do anything about it. Then, when someone with Kap’s stature does something try and bring attention to it and is blackballed, you deride his ability to play. Seems to me like you don’t really give a shit after all.

Joel 7:12 Do unto others as you would have them do unto you, once the city of Houston asks.

Really living up to your chosen name: The character of Burgermeister Meisterburger is likely a caricature of militaristic German society, and has some basis in real German leaders such as Adolf Hitler or Wilhelm II.

Jesus isn’t angry with you Joel so much as he’s disappointed in you.

We already have another Detroit in IL, and it’s not Chicago.

I agree with your interpretation. I read it somewhere else, but an apt comparison is Jonathan Swift’s “A Modest Proposal.” Fey is presenting an absurd response to a very real problem, a response that (based on the fact that it’s an American flag cake) could lead to the destruction of what we stand for as a people.…

Since we’re talking BP dongs, I’m going with dongs.