You’ll be putting on a clinic with the Nurse Practitioner from Steph Curry.

Huge Cubs homer here, this is some real bullshit on Lackey’s part. I mean, he sounds like Jasper from the Simpson’s: “home run? that’s a plunkin’”

Scosche mounts have one giant flaw, you need to either use a case or stick a magnet on the back of your phone. If I could open my iPhone and stick the magnet inside I’d definitely buy a scosche mount.

Scosche mounts have one giant flaw, you need to either use a case or stick a magnet on the back of your phone. If I…

People arguing that this “only hurts the fans” don’t seem to realize that by taking actions like this, the NBA can help deter other states from passing equally shitty laws in the future. Georgia Gov. Deal specifically mentioned the economic impacts in his veto of their proposed anti-gay bill.

Schilling still has his right to free speech, no one is telling him he can’t say repugnant things anymore, and in fact I’m sure he’ll continue to do so. As a matter of fact, this is exactly what the GOP is always advocating for, the free market has taken care of shit without government involvement.

Honestly, I’d be more shocked if there wasn’t a visibly racist tattoo in a crowd this size. I’m a Cubs fan and I’m appalled at some of the shit I’ve heard in the bleachers at Wrigley. People suck, get used to it.

Your motivations for seeing a particular movie don’t pain anyone, trust me, so why are you taking it so personally? A negative review isn’t an attack on you or your opinions. There’s nothing wrong with hoping a movie is at the very least “good.” I guarantee Snyder didn’t set out to make a movie that requires you to…

The recent episode of This American Life titled “Anatomy of Doubt” offers a heart-breaking example of just this. Someone should force Rowland to listen to it.

I blame Katich entirely for this one. For some unknown reason, it’s physically impossible for any white dude over the age of 50 to give a high five without grabbing the five-ees hand at the end. It’s a fact.

Let’s not pretend that Cruz doesn’t know what he’s doing. He knows exactly what he’s doing.

The reason to stick with the $30 plan vs. the $40 plan as I see it is that you can add more minutes if you hit 100 on the former, but you can’t add more LTE data if you hit 3GB on the latter.

Agreed, this is exactly why it doesn’t make sense. Also, who benefits in that situation? Can you really have a conspiracy theory if no one benefits from the results? The league loses money, the bulls lose another trophy and Jordan loses a shot at another ring. Who would set this conspiracy in motion?

CNN, the news network where the standard of truth is “I saw somebody do a little bit” of something.

I don’t actually think it’s a conspiracy or that he’s a plant for either side. I think he wanted to sell a reality show about running for president but he underestimated the stupidity of his supporters and didn’t realize how vocal they would be. Once he started rising in the polls, his ego took over and now he’s at a…

If anything I believe it’s the exact opposite. He’s a GOP plant to make other candidates look moderate via comparison, thus more electable.

It’s not the ewoks that hurt Jedi, it’s all of the Endor stuff (with the exception of the speeder bike chase). Jedi has an amazing first act (I agree that it’s not too long) and everything either in space or on the Death Star in the third act is amazing. It ranks a strong 3-out-of-six but, Empire aside, has the…

I’m going to add my take to the 4 or 5 that are already online. It was a TERRIBLE outcome to what was either a legal or illegal slide, depending on your interpretation of the rules and where you think Utley started his slide, etc.... The larger point is that no MLB player should have his career threatened for the sake…

Exactly. I’ve been waiting for these “but what if” pieces to start hitting. Bryant might have pulled a hamstring or torn a bicep or got hit by a bus on the way to the stadium in April, too. Most Cubs fans are happy with where the team is right now.

Smoothest application of a full nelson I’ve ever seen.

“enable him to perform any act common to the game” was the most poorly constructed and objective phrase in the NFL rule book. Now it’s “if he does not remain upright long enough to demonstrate that he is clearly a runner.” So good job on that, I guess?