lockpicking in Oblivion was pretty accurate

You can oligopole my balls

much like "imgur" is supposed to be pronounced "imjur"

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Well, Frozen's end was a refreshing twist on an age old cliche though

I don't know, it wasn't really that good. It's only the most popular cause writers like you keep saying people like me should watch it.

Psh.. give me a followup to Iron Brigade, and then maybe we'll talk. I'm looking at you, Double Fine.

I was about to say that it looked like his chute was packed wrong. From the forward camera it seems like an unfortunate gust of wind caught him, then we see the chute open wrong. Guess he'll definitely make sure he packs it right the next time

Wow, Skyrim Legendary Edition is $20! That's such a steal, totally buying even though I can't play it until I build a new gaming PC.

fat doesn't necessarily make you fat, it's usually the enormous amount of carbohydrates in a typical diet that makes us fat

what happened can be categorized as First World Problems-that-really-aren't-problems

Don't worry, they have life vests and hard hats. What could possibly go wrong?

I distinctly remember putting the game in with my girlfriend and watching the opening sequence. When the skag got hit by the bus and the music turned up, we both looked at each other and said "Oh this game is gonna be awesome."

the greatest one of all time

How long until rule #34?

Interesting, and congratulations. I don't have much experience in cross-country recruiting so I can't help you out there; I work almost exclusively through relationships with people. I'd say if you have any connections out in Southern California to reconnect (over the phone or consider a visit to the area) and…

If you're good at what you do and people know it, they'll find you. I usually find my best agents just by talking with friends and family. I ask them some questions, basically about who has great people skills, work ethic, ambition, etc. They pass me a number and I call up the person and talk a bit with them, see what…

I remember reading somewhere that depending on the size of your TV there is a distance where 1080p stops and everything becomes 720p. So if you're going to be for instance more than 4 feet from your 46" TV, there's no point in getting 1080p since your eyes/brain wont tell the difference.

LIKE OMG DID YOU EVEN READ THE ARTICLE!? YOUR SO DUMB OMG HE SED ITS THE KILLING THAT HE DONT LIKE.

Damnit. I always miss the cheap XBL memberships..