What?

Yes! The most delectable Mr. Tilney, and he understands muslins.

Northanger Abbey is so funny though. Like, laugh out loud on a crowded streetcar funny.

Have you heard about the sequel series to Brooklyn Girls?

It's called Lawrence Township Ladies, and it chronicles what happens to these "girls" when they turn 26 and move back to New Jersey. Sounds fun!*

(*Also available as Waterbury Women (for Connecticut) and Scarsdale Sirens (for everyone else).)

The only Brooklyn girl that mattered.

I am trying to create the conversation that took place in Liza's dressing room when Michael Kors and Susan Lucci went back to visit. It is amazing.

I normally don't care about celeb couples but this bums me out for some reason. I thought it was awesome that Superman was dating a kick-ass woman like Gina Carano. Now, from an outside perspective, it's just another skinny blonde. (Side note: I don't watch TBBT so I know absolutely nothing about KC, she could be the…

Taye Diggs is being accused of cheating on Idina Menzel.

Am I supposed to be upset or happy about this?

Can we talk about Teyonah Parris as Girl of the Day in Maxim with her natural do?! Well, I can't (gotta go to work), but y'all can! I know male gaze and blah, blah, but it's awesome to see a dark-skinned black woman with kinky hair seen as sexy and desirable.

Oh man, words cannot describe my dissapointment upon seeing "Scarlett Johansson doing kind of Lucille Bluth" and it was not her mistaking the "drowsy-eye" alcohol warning for a "winking-eye" alcohol suggestion.

Sorry, The Rock, but I already learned about eating eggs from Gaston, 'cause he's ♪ roughly the size of a baaaaaarrrrrge. ♪

Sadly, this movie and Queen get all the promotion and accolades while The Lady, starring Michelle Yeoh as Aung San Suu Kyi just gets ignored since Kyi is only a Nobel-prize winning peace activist, politician and political prisoner and Diana and Elizabeth Windsor get to sponge off a country and look all pretty doing…

I don't even click on those stories because it bothers me so much that Jez would continue reporting on this young woman so heavily. All the "I'm so concerned about you Amanda!" and sad faces don't justify Jez's obnoxious coverage.

Jez, you used to be cool.

Classy to parade a suicidal teenager across your front page for clicks. Really fucking classy.

Right? And Roseanne was wrong in her criticism of Jezebel, in what way? This Paris Jackson coverage is seriously fucked up. The Amanda Bynes non-stop idiotic updates are for what purpose. I am slowly realizing that Jezebel is becoming a hate-read for me.

Paris did not ask to be famous, she was born that way. Please be the one website that leaves her alone. If people want to read about her, they can go to virtually any other site. Please do the right thing.

Why would Britain have to ban an ad for Australian (.co.au) domain names? I don't get why we'd advertise an Australian service...

That ad was gross and I feel gross for watching it. It's too damn early in the morning for me to deal with that nonsense. Oh, and in other news, can we all just leave Paris Jackson alone? She's fifteen. . .