Give us an adaption of the musical, cowards.

I don't understand why there's a picture of Night Monkey on an article about Spider-Man.

Them: All I know is, if you’re gonna tell me that a child is going to travel the world for eight years training and learning to become a master fighter, I’ll tell you’re being ridiculous.

Just a warm note that, according to research, the rate of false reports of abuse are somewhere between 2% and 10%, which is to say they are immensely uncommon. Believe victims.

“Grant Ward comes back in an unexpected manner” went from my least favorite to my most favorite trope in Agents of SHIELD. At first I just wanted them to get rid of him but eventually I came around to the idea that they’re going to reintroduce him in more and more convoluted ways and the complete absurdity of it has…

That was my first thought. And seems pretty unlikely. Not the most unlikely of course, Jarvis would be even more unlikely.

‘...did you do some scenes with Iron Man?

Just because the show is almost over doesn’t mean that CloneClub is. We make a family, yes?

And Bernard the flamingo. You can’t have Agent Carter without Bernard.

Yea, he's totally giving the dude bedroom eyes. This should happen. I'm sure everyone on the internet would agree.

I’m shipping these two pretty hard. They had such great chemistry! Look at that lip bite/quick downward glance combo, ffs! Magic!

Yes. This is tragic.

I miss River Song and I don’t care who downvotes me.

I thought it was rushed and also cheap-looking. That was possibly the least magical magic I’ve ever seen. The afterlife sequence was particularly drab: “It’s life after death! It just happens to look entirely like a set we already have, shot in our usual style, with a few spare ninjas around”. You’d think they could…

You can speak for me; this is exactly correct

I am an adult male who never even read the books and I’m unreasonably excited for this movie to come out. Sorry, I just had to tell someone.

Her original appearance was poking fun at bridezillas.

Thank the Lords of Kobol for that.