Of course, it’s not 100% effective for all situations and all drivers...  Sometimes even multiple waves of flashing  yellow won’t dissuade a committed box truck driver.

So long, and thanks for all the fish!

Holy Shit.

This happens more than you'd think. More so among National League owners who refuse to employ designated hitters.

“See! A lonely man with pre-game jitters paying for a hand job isn’t so bad after all, is it?”

What a grotesque waste of taxpayer money.

If you really want to stop “cyberattacks,” (I feel dirty even using that word) then the simplest solution is to fix networking hardware so it doesn’t fall all over itself every single day and stops humans from doing blatantly dumb things with it. When someone can make a configuration adjustment to the core router and…

How dare you bring up what might have happened and what Jim Jordan might have known about it. That was literally years ago, and doesn’t matter any more. Whatever happened to giving a guy a second or a third or a fourth chance? The important thing is that now Jim Jordan serves with honor and distinction in our…

yes

Just a heads up that “Orchids of Asia” is an anagram for “Hairdo Fiascos,” so once again poor Mark Davis gets dragged into this.

You’re going to hell. Save me a seat on the bus. +1.

To really put the duration of this contract into perspective, when it expires, R. Kelly will try to have sex with it.

Depends on how big a check his dad wrote.

I know that due to the massive shitshow that is the constant state of US Politics, this will get overlooked, but there is also a major testimony in a justice Committee here in Canada, about whether golden boy Trudeau interfered with our (now former) Attorney General’s decision on the prosecution of SNC-Lavalin, a…

DON’T BRING SMOKED MEAT INTO THIS YOU MONSTER. 

The fact that the United States is presently incapable of offering any type of leadership or example here is also a bad sign.

IGC agents were “called to investigate a patron for possibly cheating at a table game.” ... The statement didn’t specify which game Jones was playing.