Congratulations. This is the single most idiotic comment on Kinja today. Nicely done!

Are we not making the 1.5psi jokes anymore?

I don’t think most Americans, in their heart, want to be given something. I’ve spent a lot of time traveling around this country over the last 4 years. People want to work for what they get.

When it comes to early adopting, you gotta know when to hold ‘em and know when to fold ‘em.

Yes! This is the movie about the exciting, competitive world of house painting that I’ve longed for!

My favorite thing about using “donj “ for this asshole is that in Croatian it means “lower.”

Looks like a shrunken husk of what used to be Billy Mays

“The Russian Embassy in the United States has a history of tweeting out threatening, bellicose, and frankly weird shit.”

The switch labeled “nyck”.  Obviously:

Yeah, we all know this is what he really wants:

We’ve all been hoping for that for years.

Out of curiosity, what did her face used to look like before the surgery?

You’re right. That opinion is unpopular.

You’re no Jolie Kerr, buddy.

Two Star Bob

Next year’s WYTS article just wrote itself.

AT&T’s brand is offensive content.

Don’t despair. It can still make it to Moab. Gather the rust in a bag, ask for a press Compass to get you to Utah and sprinkle its remains all over the trails.

And, really, how often do you get to say that?