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Meanwhile on Laura Ingraham’s show:

Thanks for the input grandpa

The plot twist is that the *car* is leaving *him.* It's French.

Alan Colmes during his Fox tenure [artist depiction]

Wait, Sarah Jessica Parker’s daughter was accepted already?

I stopped reading at CVT.

Putting an “STI” badge on something with a CVT makes baby Jesus cry.

Too bad they can’t be forced to recall cars for not meeting design or quality standards.

My wife once threw my tv outta the window in anger.

NOW SALMAN IS MY BEST FRIEND.

Well, there are alternatives to reducing perceived noise...

Oh, Pence is just garden-variety scum, but Cheney is evil incarnate. As bad as Mengele? No, but he’s dead. As bad as Hitler or Hitler’s inner circle? No, but they are all dead.

Well, having a lower score is how you win at golf!

I heard he also won an election where received fewer votes than his opponent! 

The best part of this is MMFA’s release on Sunday is just the tip...

Just because he’s married doesn’t necessarily mean he’s sleeping with anyone.