What a grotesque waste of taxpayer money.

You’re going to hell. Save me a seat on the bus. +1.

To really put the duration of this contract into perspective, when it expires, R. Kelly will try to have sex with it.

Depends on how big a check his dad wrote.

I know that due to the massive shitshow that is the constant state of US Politics, this will get overlooked, but there is also a major testimony in a justice Committee here in Canada, about whether golden boy Trudeau interfered with our (now former) Attorney General’s decision on the prosecution of SNC-Lavalin, a…

DON’T BRING SMOKED MEAT INTO THIS YOU MONSTER. 

The fact that the United States is presently incapable of offering any type of leadership or example here is also a bad sign.

IGC agents were “called to investigate a patron for possibly cheating at a table game.” ... The statement didn’t specify which game Jones was playing.

Congratulations. This is the single most idiotic comment on Kinja today. Nicely done!

Are we not making the 1.5psi jokes anymore?

I don’t think most Americans, in their heart, want to be given something. I’ve spent a lot of time traveling around this country over the last 4 years. People want to work for what they get.

Yes! This is the movie about the exciting, competitive world of house painting that I’ve longed for!

My favorite thing about using “donj “ for this asshole is that in Croatian it means “lower.”

Looks like a shrunken husk of what used to be Billy Mays

“The Russian Embassy in the United States has a history of tweeting out threatening, bellicose, and frankly weird shit.”

The switch labeled “nyck”.  Obviously:

Yeah, we all know this is what he really wants: