You’re right. That opinion is unpopular.

Two Star Bob

Next year’s WYTS article just wrote itself.

Don’t despair. It can still make it to Moab. Gather the rust in a bag, ask for a press Compass to get you to Utah and sprinkle its remains all over the trails.

And, really, how often do you get to say that?

No. This is a soup spoon.

Hamilton, this is a soup spoon. It’s meant for consuming liquid or mostly liquid foods.

the 4.0-liter head I have sitting in my living room

Ideal time to go buy The Extended Warranty.  I know a Prince in Nigeria who can set you up.  Want the email address?

I don’t know how anyone could read this from start to finish

David,
Hear me out because this is going to sound crazier than the last suggestion I gave, but it’s not.

The first book for 45's Liebrary

First,  you’re going to have to explain what a library is to Trump.

They are indeed. I can’t wait to get another one, then get kicked out of the house by Mrs. Aardvark because of some BS like, “Buying two impractical sports cars is not the same as having one practical car.”

CNN’s new political editor probably sees a lot of promise here. 

As an over-50 person, it amuses me to no end how idiotic the younger generation can be on social media.

They should let Ashley Feinberg vet her company’s own social media hires.

Thank god we don’t have an Angry White Male with Guns© problem in this country.

Theroux wasn’t at Aniston’s party that day because he was busy buying cheese at Citarella in the Village. Eyewitness.

And whether or not Jen was pregnant.